Religion is like penis.
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

mermeme:

shes infiltrated the media

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

notoriousmgp:

My new favourite thing

sexwithjenny:

down6the6rabbit6hole6we6go:

It’s all art from this angle

❤️

sexwithjenny:

down6the6rabbit6hole6we6go:

It’s all art from this angle

❤️

marcusmcfly:

i wanna dip that ass in gold.

marcusmcfly:

i wanna dip that ass in gold.

kyarumii:

Sure. Let’s just go down to the Anus Hole and get some ice cream

lindsaylohangmyself:

this should be in history books

lindsaylohangmyself:

this should be in history books

odd-is-the-future:


Yess finally this gif has been made :’)

odd-is-the-future:

Yess finally this gif has been made :’)

subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes