Religion is like penis.

I always wake up craving your sex.

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

awwww-cute:

Why did you wake me up?

awwww-cute:

Why did you wake me up?

He turned me into an object and I turned him into a god. How sick is that?
(via vogueltalia)

nerdymouse:

Yet they claim that the queer community is overly sexual and puts our sex lives out there. Straight people are weird. 

huntersnetv2:

GET THIS OUT OF MY LIFE

spicy-vagina-tacos:

youre-so-basic-it-hurts:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies

the fuck

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you gotta be kidding me

lana del rey ≡ released songs